March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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Biebers 18 tomorrow
i vote nudes
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givemesomefuckingwaffles answered your question: wwho has info on gyms and shit?
What do you need to know? I’m not an expert, but I’ve been going to the gym for a year
where you go prices and what they heve there
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wwho has info on gyms and shit?
February 2012
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I need to get laid.
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thedreamersball:
I cannot stress enough how attractive I am
givemesomefuckingwaffles:
i wish lesbians weren’t lesbians but were somehow still lesbians
I completely understand.
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softball
no fucks given that its a “girls” sport, its what keeps my mind clear.
i have a fucking awesome coach, he’s covered in tattoos and piercings. and not to mention he has this bad boy for his car:
so all in all im excited
Ellen Degeneres for President.
